You Know You've Been Democoding Too Long When...

"...You think 'hey, the phong shading on this toilet seat is really cool' and move it up and down a few times just to watch the highlights..."
-- Sam
"...You're in a train looking out of the window, and you notice the high-quality multi-layer parallax scrolling."
-- Sam
"...You spend an hour in the tub trying to figure out displacement."
-- Mr. P (mrp@spartan.pei.edu)
"...You walk along a wall and are impressed that it's not pixelated, even at close range."
-- Dag-Erling Smrgrav
"...You notice how the faucets in bathrooms are envirovment mapped with a nice metal-looking texture..."
-- Jyrki Saarinen
"...You move objects around to make sure the clipping and culling routines are working."
-- Quantum Porcupine
"...You spill or mess up something and the first reaction that come to mind is 'undo'."
-- Stephan
"...You watch the "Mortal Kombat" movie, and during the part where Liu Kang does a flip off a wall, you absent-mindedly say, 'I wonder if that was calculated real-time.'"
-- Dominion Arcana
"...You start cooking a meal and you say 'I wonder how I can optimize this steak'..."
-- Kiwidog
"...you notice during your pregnant wife's ultrasound scan that the display is running at 25 fps."
-- Paul Furber

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