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Got milk?
by kxmode (a-men/epinicion)
The orginial article appeared in issue 33 of Traxweekly, I added new
parodies to this one... I thought it would be nice to use in another
mag :).
Hope you all like it.
Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reactions:
| OPTIMIST: | The glass is half full. |
| PESSIMIST: | The glass is half empty. |
| FUTURIST: | The milk's in the wrong half of the glass. |
| PASCAL PROGRAMMER: | Well, what type of milk is it? |
| C PROGRAMMER: | No thanks; I drink straight from the jug. |
| ASM PROGRAMMER: | No thanks; I drink straight from the cow. |
| BASIC PROGRAMMER: | No thanks; I'm still breast feeding. |
| FUZZY LOGIC GUYS: | I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk. |
| PENTIUM USERS: | I drank Glass #.49999999... but don't hold me to that. |
| WINDOWS USERS: | Where's my straw? |
| MAC USERS: | Where's my pump? |
| UNIX USERS: | Nahh... too easy. |
| SHAREWARE GAME AUTHOR: | That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for. |
| CIA: | What makes you think that's milk? |
| COPY PROTECTION CRAZIES: | Somebody drank half my milk and didn't pay for it! |
| BILL GATES: | Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk 95. |
| ORIGIN GAMES: | Your refrigerator isn't strong enough to hold our milk. |
| APPLE COMPUTERS: | You guys really oughta be drinking Perrier. |
| NATIONAL NEWS MEDIA: | Hey, we wanted OJ! |
| SB USERS: | Sour taste. |
| GUS USERS: | Taste good the way it is. |
| ARTIST: | I wonder if i can draw the glass? |
| FC: | It's good for 2 years. |
| TRACKERS: | is it in stereo? |
| CSIPD PPL: | milk suxxx!!!!! |
| SPACE CRAZIES: | I see the milky way! |
| POT USERS: | Hey man, this milk is groovy. |
| ACID USERS: | It's turning purple!!! |
| STEINFELD: | Whhhyyyy is it called milk? I mean wwhheerree did it come from? |
| X-FILES: | It's part of an UFO conspiracy. |
| BARNEY: | Hi boys and girls, can you spell milk? m-i-l-k |
| MR ROGERS: | Can we be friends? |
Hope you like... I laugh myself stupid for almost a minute straight! :)
If you have any other "milk" jokes sent them to me... I'll
include them in another article.
write me at kmodemod@netcom.com or visit the #trax channel homepage
@http://www.io.com/~kxmode/trax
- a-men demos / epinicion -
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